Humshakals ... !!

I know I should not even write a review about this one but I just wanted to see how low can Sajid Khan can stoop after Himmatwala ( The real Himmatwalas are the producers who had immense courage in the greatest director Bollywood has seen, after Shirish Kuner (Joker, that's his film's name , and probably thats what you should call him too!! ). 

They call these movies "No Brainers": i.e " Dimag ghar pe rakh ke ao"  for watching these movies. They should instead name these movies "Dimag walon ne ghar pe raho movies" cause truly the insane alone can sit through the torture for more than two hours . And whats even more surprising that there are that many insane people who actually go ahead and watch these movies and help them enter the so called "100 crore club" (Holiday being the latest entry. Check here the entire list.) We guys surely should not be complaining about the railway fare hike if we can fund such movies. Remember that you are encouraging them to create far more worse disasters in the future.

Coming back to Humshakals (although I would never ever want to go back to it ever again). Its full of stupid PPPPPJs and logic less events that will make you laugh on the IQ of the director and writer of the movie (Credits for both go to Sajid Khan) rather than the actual jokes. If you want a glimpse of his brilliance, here are a few "JOKES" (They dont even deserve to be called jokes. A first standard kid would crack better ones). They will truly make you COL (Cry out Loud)
1. Tamannaah Bhatia aka Shanaya: You are so witty
Saif Ali Khan aka Ashok: You are so Churchgate
  
2. Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7-8(ate)-9

3.Ritesh to Saif - Yeh tumhare bas ki baat nahi hai

Saif - Toh kya mere car ki baat hain

4. Riteish to Satish Shah- Hum aapke pair padte hain.

Satish Shah - Mere pair pe kuch likha hi nahi hain toh padoge kya.

6. Saif - I went to write my exam with a broken pencil but couldn't write. Ask me why? Because it was pointless.

And so on and so forth. Trust me guys this review of Humshakals by KRK is far more hilarious than the actual film 

The movie is full of illogical sequences. For example there is a scene where a patient gets revived from coma just by switching wires in the pulse/BP/ECG monitor. Saif speaks Hindi in his boardroom which is surrounded by firangs (Rapidex Hindi course , I guess). There is this MAD (Mind altering drug) which alters the CHROMOSOME structure (within seconds!!!) and makes you behave like a dog (This idea could have come only out of Sajid Khans non-existent brains)!! And he keeps on repeating himself in EVERY film. For eg There has to a huge mansion in England. There has to be a song where the entire cast dances in their night costumes while being chased around by a Papa/Papas assistant/Mental Hospital Warden.

Only Sajid Khan can get inspired by his own movies.

Check this video for further similarities 

Sajid Khans calls it a comedy of errors , I would rather call it a movie full of errors of comedy. Thats precisely why he is trending on twitter : 

Thats what the twitteratis are saying about Humshakals 

My usual advise for a bad movie is not to go in a theaters and waste your hard earned money. For this one , please dont even waste your precious 700mb of net plan on this utterly stupid error of comedy. There are far better things to download on the internet.

P.S. Sajid Khan: Please quit making movies. We will pay you for doing that.